REBLOG WITH YOUR PORN NAME

aatombomb:

rayuvlight:

notthatkindagay:

adeandabet:

therivanqueen:

painfully-mainstream:

sarahptor:

beckysanspants:annahinks:fujiidom:

GRADE SCHOOL + FAVORITE SOFT DRINK

COEBURN LEMONADE.

WALDORF SPRITE

BAMBI GINGER ALE

ROCK COKE

i’m obviously a crack whore.

Stamford Park fizzy lychee juice?

Victoria Coke

Brook Knoll Crystal Pepsi does have a ring to it…

Mount Savage A&W

Eleanor Van Gelder Coca Cola. Drop the “Cola” and I think you have a perfect porn name!

Aren’t you all so cute, with your prissy little drag names. Check this Tom of Finland shit out:

STONEWALL MR. PIBB

Boom.

St. John Gingerale?

(Reblogged from aatombomb)

Notes

  1. thefoxtail reblogged this from yogabunny
  2. imjustworkinghere reblogged this from animusfacitnobliem and added:
    Saint Anne Root Beer
  3. unstuckintime reblogged this from nogoodboyo
  4. thelateadopter reblogged this from anygoddamnedcolleen and added:
    OLIVE SELTZER i know i have very little control over this, but i’m pretty proud. also, olive seltzer sounds like a...
  5. ieatlaptops reblogged this from fujiidom and added:
    UNIVERSITY OF THE IMMACULATE COKE ZERO \m/
  6. magicmachine reblogged this from i-remember-us and added:
    St. Ann’s Cherry Coke
  7. boo-bunny reblogged this from bunnicidal and added:
    Hookstone monster
  8. bunnicidal reblogged this from peepantsrepulsa and added:
    Carden Coca Cola
  9. silversoul reblogged this from suddenlyconnect and added:
    Oh Abby that one is AMAZING.
  10. sassyblackfemale reblogged this from girlplease and added:
    HARTSFIELD ROOT BEER.
  11. assterix reblogged this from alchemyandpomegranates and added:
    Evergreen Pepsi? Eh, not bad. alchemyandpomegranates:
  12. suddenlyconnect reblogged this from anygoddamnedcolleen and added:
    Manley Sprite. Um.
  13. spooky-scary reblogged this from burtmacklin and added:
    LINCOLN TRAIL ARNOLD PALMER sounds sexy
  14. woonaaa reblogged this from inggridisnuts and added:
    TEA SCHULTE DR. PEPPER. AND OIC THE COMMUNITY REFERENCE.
  15. burtmacklin reblogged this from anygoddamnedcolleen and added:
    offyougoapparently |...BELMONT DAY DEVOTION GINGER ALE.
  16. easiertofeedignorance reblogged this from beentospacedonethat and added:
    BIG PAPI LONG BEEF
  17. sammyisspazzy reblogged this from one-of-my-turns and added:
    Abbey Shirley Temple
  18. beentospacedonethat reblogged this from error404page
  19. fiacre reblogged this from aatombomb and added:
    St. John Gingerale?
  20. obsessionfull reblogged this from lizlemonextract and added:
    Keeth Slice. I’m either some awesome butchfemme dominatrix. Or actually a serial killer.
  21. strawberryfreckles reblogged this from oldfilmsflicker
  22. aatombomb reblogged this from rayuvlight and added:
    Aren’t you all so cute, with your prissy little drag names. Check this Tom of Finland shit out: STONEWALL MR. PIBB Boom.
  23. peepantsrepulsa reblogged this from synthezoid and added:
    I’ve been to like 5 different elementary schools hahaha Roland Park Brumfield Bannockburn Vanilla Coke
  24. -jenn reblogged this from crashaway and added:
    Palm Springs Coke yeah that sucks /:
  25. americas-most-blunted reblogged this from thefrontierwaseverywhere and added:
    who the fuck goes to a school called “bambi” the fuck are the worlds education systems coming to. on an unrelated note,...
  26. thelastpoet reblogged this from error404page and added:
    Lincoln Sunkist or , when I transferred , Dr. Walter F. Robinson Sunkist … I like Lincoln better .
  27. specialkrj reblogged this from buenastardis and added:
    Ethridge Coke or L. Monroe Worthen Coke not pron names.
  28. thefrontierwaseverywhere reblogged this from ilovebender and added:
    McCarty Iced Chai
  29. runalong-mantalk reblogged this from oldfilmsflicker and added:
    Chinese American International School Pepsi :S Okay.
  30. swappingsides reblogged this from mellarks and added:
    Mine can be either Slocum Coke or Latexo Water. Either are pretty porn-y. xD
  31. mellarks reblogged this from masterbasterd and added:
    DUNCOMBE SUNKIST
  32. andy-abc1705 reblogged this from masterbasterd and added:
    DEBORAH SPICE wtf xD
  33. masterbasterd reblogged this from spockblocked
  34. dreamsofyouandme reblogged this from oldfilmsflicker and added:
    ST MARY(’S) ORANGE JUICE. lolfail.
  35. lostonearth reblogged this from amyohconnor and added:
    St. Margaret Mary Sprite -i don’t think it works for me :p
  36. because-hiddles reblogged this from crashaway and added:
    El Camino Squirt…
  37. chicagoartnerd reblogged this from keepcalmandvaticancameos
  38. thingamabobbie reblogged this from cancer-moon and added:
    Tabitha Vincent.
  39. fujiidom posted this